Thursday, April 21, 2005

Will You Marry Us?

A man wanted to ask his girlfriend to marry him. In order to guarantee that she would say "Yes!", he planned to give her the largest ring imaginable.

That ring happened to be a ring with a humongous grapefruit in place of a diamond.

As soon as he saw it, he knew it was the largest ring imaginable. He was happy because it was also quite cheap. It was less than a dollar! So he bought it, and he even saved a few cents with his grocery store keychain tag.

The man was overjoyed. The grapefruit on the ring was overjoyed too.

And the man gave the ring to his girlfriend, who was thoroughly impressed, even though grapefruits were a tad bitter for her tastes. She kissed him. "Yes!" she said.

"Yes!" the grapefruit said, too.


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