Friday, April 08, 2005

Grapefruitlovers' Warning

Warning, folks!

If you are a grapefruit-lover, you may be so accustomed to the bitter taste of grapefruits that you forget how bitter they are in actuality.

Do not feed grapefruits, grapefruit slices, or grapefruit products to guests who are visiting you. Doing so will result in displeasure and bitterness from your guests.

Do not confuse the "delightful" bitterness of grapefruit with the delightful bitterness of coffee. The latter is true; the former is merely an image in your deluded mind.

4 Comments:

Blogger Joanna said...

an entire blog about grapefruits, heh, this is a first!

3:42 PM  
Blogger golfwidow said...

You're the orangepulp blogger too, aren't you? Do you have other citrusy blogs?

Zesty.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Manjusha said...

I could never figure out how people actually like The Grapefruit. Resigned with the reasoning: Perhaps its an acquired taste.

7:53 PM  
Blogger an orange said...

Yes, it's me :) This is my secret little blog that keeps me occupied while I'm trying to think of new things to draw.

12:16 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home