Thursday, April 28, 2005

Rose Bush Accident

I looked out the window and saw a grapefruit car driving past my house. It had four spherical tires, each tire a grapefruit.

In addition to the four grapefruit tires, there was a fifth grapefruit present in the scene. The driver of the car was a large, round grapefruit.

It is confusing why a grapefruit would need to drive a car. After all, couldn't it just roll around on its own, rather than driving a grapefruit car with spherical grapefruit wheels? Life is complicated, and sometimes there are hidden reasons for the complexity.

Anyhow, as I was peering out the window at the grapefruit car, something terrible happened. A rose bush happened to be crossing the street, and neither the rose bush nor the grapefruit car were able to stop in time. The grapefruit car ended up running over the rose bush.

The rose bush was flattened instantly. You would think that the grapefruit tires of the grapefruit car would have been flattened as well, because rose bushes are thorny, but that was not the case. They were fine.


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