Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Grapefruit Pills

Apparently there are dieters who religiously take grapefruit pills, hoping to shed their extra pounds.

Unfortunately, grapefruit pills don't really make you lose weight. (Scientists and nutritionists, I ask that you nod your sweet, round heads in agreement.)

Grapefruit pills only serve to make people more bitter. Know that bitter guy or girl at the office, with a bitter attitude toward everything? He or she might even be a little sour, but mostly bitter. Well, that guy or girl is probably on grapefruit pills. Open his or her desk drawers, and you are sure to find a stash of them.

Don't report a person if you discover that they carry grapefruit pills, however. Grapefruit pills are completely legal.


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