Flat Grapefruit

I like to make fun of grapefruit. That's why I am starting this blog/website. I plan to post stories about grapefruit, facts, and pretty much anything else that is grapefruit-related.

I chose the name "Flat Grapefruit" because the funniest thing that could ever happen to a grapefruit would be to get flattened. Yes, it would be sad, and the grapefruit would be devastated, but it would still be so juicy and bitter.